I want some vibrating knickers and go out to a posh restaurant and someone have the control
i need a walking dead partner
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
Uromastyx likes her belly rubbed
I reblogged this with the usual reaction of “this is so cute!” but I researched this behavior afterwards and I found out that, although cute, this is a stress reaction. She flips onto her back because she is intimidated and doesn’t want to mate - a female flipping onto her back is her way of saying “no” - and she’s wiggling her arms as an indicator that she wants to be left alone.
Another problem is being on her back. Lizards lack a diaphragm muscle. Instead, they have a diaphragm-type respiratory system and they rely on their chest and abdominal muscles in order to breathe. When a lizard is placed on their back or they roll over onto their back, the abdominal organs may displace and apply pressure to their lung cavity and rib cage, impairing their breathing. If they’re left on their back for too long, they will suffocate.
This Mali uromastyx isn’t enjoying herself; she’s stressed, scared, and wants to be left alone. Please know the behavior of your pets. Knowing how to care for your pet properly is for their health and knowing their behavior is for the benefit of their happiness and thriving.
animals besides cats and dogs shouldn’t be pets at all
Dumbass should take the avoidance of the hand as sign that hey maybe you’re being a shit head to your lizard and should give it to someone else because you’re an imbecile
Hope no sex gifs come up whilst I’m sitting in this hair salon